what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend