when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school
- Maya Angelou (via fluoroid)
- John Wayne (via kushandwizdom)
I can’t wait till my kids obsess over a band and ask me money for tickets, albums, and band merch. Then their father will be like, “Babe, remember when you were obsessed with my band?”
when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr
The best thing about blogging is I can do it naked.